Be a spectator at a professional sporting event and die from…
1) Tire in the face at NASCAR
2) Puck in the face at NHL
3) Baseball line drive foul in the face, causing you to spill the $7 bud light you just bought at MLB
4) Courtside seats at an NBA game and the t-shirt gun is being loaded during halftime and it mis-fires, hiting you directly in the face
5) They forgot to put blanks in the canon at an NFL game and really put in a cannonball and it hits you in the face
6) Die from lack of caring at an MLS game
